A relationship with a web developer who speaks plain English to nonGeeks
These are the slides from my talk for SmallBizAid event on June 23, 2021
At the end there is a list of all the websites referenced (or should have been referenced) in the talk. If you want more info, either use may contact form, or the chat box at the bottom of the page to get in touch.
I’ll be adding more notes on Monday.
If it’s more than about 4 years old, it’s probably due for an update.
Doing a total overhaul can be a daunting task. Depending on your skills, interest, and pocketbook, this might be a job for a professional. But there are things you can easily fix yourself.
Broken links are frustrating to visitors and search engines don’t like them either. Check them using a tool like Deadlinkchecker.com to scan a page or your full site then return a list of broken links for you to correct.
SSL (Secure Socket Layer) certificates used to be expensive and generally only necessary if you were selling products on your site. However, search engines and browsers are requiring them much more frequently. You might also have noticed an “UNSAFE” website page error message if you try to visit a site without an SSL certificate.
If you are looking your friend in the eye, you know whose hand you are shaking.
But if you were in a dark box, you might not be sure of that. You might hear that person say a few words and be more sure. But you couldn’t really be certain.
The SSL certificate is kinda like a friend, trusted by both of you, insuring that YOU are shaking the hand of the person you think you are shaking.
If somebody visits your website and it’s been secured with a certificate, then they can be sure they’re looking at what you put there.
This only protects information between your browser and the web server. It does not protect email.
Most hosting companies will provide a free LetsEncrypt SSL Certificate, generally available on the cPanel.
There are two kinds of site maps:
One helps search engines find all the content on your site and indicate which pages are most important. It’s not easily accessible to visitors.
Yoast SEO plugin for WordPress is one easy way to build it straight from your content.
The other kind of site map helps visitors find content that might not be obvious in your navigation. If your site is small, you can build one of these by hand, listing all titles/links of all the content you want visitors to find. (For example, you might not need them to find a “thank you for subscribing” page.)
There are several WordPress plugins to build an HTML sitemap visitors can use. I’ve used the Simple Sitemap by David Gwyer been pretty happy with it.
People tend to do what you tell them to. So don’t say “Consider calling me.” Say “Call me at xxx-xxxx”
Click to Call is an easy addition and does just what it says. Adding a link to every place your phone number shows up let’s people who are checking your content on a mobile device just click the number and automatically call you.
Read this other article: Use a CTA not only to get people to contact you or buy something but also to lead them thru your site. It could be a link to the next page/article you’d like a visitor to read.
Don’t help visitors leave your site by not telling them where to go next!
It seems that everybody understands the value of Social networking. So including links to Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn etc seem like an obviously good idea. HOWEVER, if you never post to those platforms, or you only post family pictures, etc., it’s probably of no value to your website visitors and only gives them an easy way to leave your site. If you don’t have content of interest to your website visitors, don’t share social links. OR make a separate account for information you’re posting there that relate to your business.
There are several advantages of using a form over just providing an email address.
Your website is not like a stack of brochures in the basement. It’s a living document. It can be updated and changed at will. But if you’re in a quandary…
There are three ways I can help. Let’s talk about it. The best way to get in touch with me is thru my contact form.
A client got an email this morning threatening legal action if they don’t take down copyrighted images (which are most certainly theirs).
No last name for the photographer.. and a rude ending threat to legal action. It includes a link to download a file. I confirmed the fake-ness on the WedgwoodInsurance blog
Hi there!
This is Melisha and I am a professional photographer.
I was confused, frankly speaking, when I recognised my images at your web-site. If you use a copyrighted image without an owner’s approval, you should be aware that you could be sued by the copyright owner.
It’s illegal to use stolen images and it’s so low!
See this document with the links to my images you used at mysite.com and my earlier publications to get the evidence of my copyrights.
Download it right now and check this out for yourself: Link left off here
If you don’t get rid of the images mentioned in the document above within the next few days, I’ll file a to your hosting provider informing them that my copyrights have been severely infringed and I am trying to protect my intellectual property.
And if it doesn’t help, for damn sure I am going to take legal action against you! And you won’t receive the second notice from me.
This story has nothing to do with websites or website design.
It’s family tradition that I can’t really identify as anything more than a mystery. But I think it’s a good story and one that should be shared so that maybe, just maybe, the right person might know how much we are tickled by it.
What fun! We continue to be baffled and blissful!
This year it came in a corrugated cardboard folder on a memory card. I love the ingenuity of all this!
A Holly Dolly Christmas!
Thank you, truly Secret Santa!
Our annual Christmas album arrived yesterday in a plain envelope with a plain stamp. (Read the story below for the full details). It came first as a quadraphonic album, then CDs, then flash drives.. and now a memory card!
We still don’t know where or from whom it comes, but it sure is a great tradition!
2019 makes 43 Christmas albums in our mystery collection!
Read the corollary and our story below.
Ed Clinch of Peoria, Illinois had a decorated coconut mysteriously delivered to his house every Christmas from 1948-1996.
If your math is a bit rusty, that’s 48 years! It came by donkey, by the mayor—twice, by ambulance on a stretcher and by parachute, to name a few scenarios.
The last one was delivered to his grave. He died at 82. He never knew who was behind it. (Don’t believe me? Check it out. Search Ed Clinch Christmas Coconut)
At the our house, for the 36th time in as many years, we found Christmas music mysteriously left for us on our porch on Christmas eve. That’s 36 Christmas albums… probably a better collection of Christmas music than most brick and mortar record stores.
We moved into our first house December 22, 1975. We were young. We had a big empty house. We got the biggest tree we could find to help fill that vast empty living room. That year we knew where, and from whom, all our gifts came from.
But the next year, on our front porch wrapped in a Korvette’s shopping bag—a long-gone local department/discount store with an exceptionally fine record section—we found a brand new copy of Handel’s Messiah by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir recorded in quadraphonic sound!
We had a pretty good stereo system. We were, after all, newly out of college where stereos were a particularly important marker of something or other. In each place we lived, by then apartments or dorm rooms, the stereo was the first thing to be unpacked and the last thing to be packed. Music should be available at all times and in all places.
But we did not have quadraphonic sound.
We did not know where the record came from. I knew it couldn’t have been Joe because quadraphonic records were expensive, and as newly-weds, why spend money on a record we couldn’t fully appreciate?
The next year, the record appeared again.
When we moved to Mississippi, the record came wrapped in brown paper, postmarked Baltimore. But no other markings.
There was a CD before we had a CD player. Then there was music ripped on a CD or a memory stick.
Over the years there have been classical recordings, contemporary recordings, country music, traditional music, choirs and single performers. Annapolis Brass to Maryland Consortium to the TransSiberian Orchestra and everything in between. This year it was a bizarre mix of songs including Dominic the Donkey and White Christmas by Iggy Pop!
Generally we find it on the front porch, but it’s been on the back porch and it’s been tossed under a bush. Sometimes there’s a knock on the door—a rather tentative one—so nobody thinks to rush to see who’s there. But mostly there is no signal.
This year, my husband spied a young African American kid walking up the street, paying no body any mind—certainly not out of place on our street.
The exCIA agent neighbor? The father of a kid who lived on my block growing up and who now also lived in Baltimore? (both now sadly dead and missed) Somebody from my job at Bethlehem Steel? A friend of Joe’s from school? Or work?
Each year we review the possible benefactors. We just don’t know.
It is a wonderful family tradition. We talk about it often in hopes that whoever is doing this knows how much we enjoy the game and the prize! And maybe someday it will be nice to know who’s doing it. But not today.
And thank you!
The number of downloads have to be WAY higher for .03% to amount to anything of value!
Answer: I don’t know.
But is it worth the time and money to produce?
I have recently completed a high volume month for a client. These numbers might not be that big for other people, but for this site 70K+ visits in a month is HUGE.
Everyday thru the month of October, they posted a short post. It included
That’s three downloadable bits of content. (Yes, I know, a visitor could download the image without a separate link, but that’s what the client wanted.)
SO every day, those three bits were uploaded to the media library. Links to that content was included in two separate locations, similar to the image above. (Additionally, each post included a picture of the author and appropriately sized images for Facebook, Twitter and Instgram. But that’s not part of my story here.)
The client was sure people would want to print out this content and distribute to their offline audiences.
I have thought for a long time that that’s pointless. Visitors will read on the screen or not. They will share, via social pathways, or not. But the days of printing out fliers to sit in your office and hope somebody will take or read them are long gone.
Here’s what I have learned by tracking in google analytics looking at all the visits from the wp-content/uploads folder.
I am not fond of producing Word docs and printing to PDF format, especially when there is the very real probability that somebody will find the wrong information in the wrong place and it will have to be reproduced, reuploaded, and relinked to existing content. That’s just me whining and if you don’t mind paying for that, great. But my grandmother told me “once and done” was the idea. And I try to adhere to that rule.
What was the client’s cost for me to spend that time? Let’s don’t talk about that. What was my husband’s payment for listening to me grumble for the month? Let’s don’t talk about that either.
Look, there are reasons for somethings to be downloadable.
Instructions for anything you have to do after you walk away from your computer. Like recipes and instructions for DIY projects. But NOT stuff you’re reading on the screen and then you’ll walk away.
If people want to print out your content, they’ll figure out how to copy and paste from the screen to a text document or they’ll push Cntrl + P and take what they get.
Here (will be the link) to the video presentation.
Below is the code for my pattern library including some css to go along in the Customizer.
Blank pattern library page with css following.
Break these two files apart for use.
Kerch McConlogue
Kerch@WeFixBrokenWebsites.com
WordCamp Philly 2020
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<p><strong>Chuck</strong> <strong>Norris</strong> can slam a revolving door. <a href="https://www.loremipsums.nl/lorem-ipsum-origineel/chuck-norris-ipsum/"><strong>Chuck</strong> <strong>Norris</strong></a> can have his cake and eat it, too. <strong>Chuck</strong> <strong>Norris</strong> is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs</p>
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<p>The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live Chuck Norris received an electric shock, the result was Tron Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11… a suicide, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.<br></p>
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I work for myself alone at home mostly… the dear husband (DH) is also here. So my schedule and life are not much different since the social distancing started.
But already I’m bored.. AND I learned this cool thing, which I’m sharing now.
(A picture of which I can NOT include in a screen shot.. because all the captures block that out.. but here you go.)
Mine is now bright green and slightly larger.. so I can find it on any one of my three screens!
And because I was bored, I made this image.
When people know what will happen next, they are more likely to go along for the ride.
I don’t like to get in a car and randomly drive. I don’t necessarily need to know exactly where I’m going: it could just be “let’s see what’s up this road.”
I don’t like to get in a car and randomly drive. I don’t necessarily need to know exactly where I’m going: it could just be “let’s see what’s up this road.”
But if you’re giving me directions, you better tell me where the end point is.
If all I have is “turn right here, then turn left there” I’ll have a very hard time following along. It’s just the way my brain works.
It’s similar with Call to Action buttons.
I want to know what will happen if I click.
Click this and that will happen.
Tell me what I’ll get for sharing my contact information.
Check out this great article and infographic at DigitalInformationWorld.com about using CTAs.
Head over to my contact page…
even if you’re not sure what your questions are.
